Saturday, September 24, 2005

Big Hair Bands Destroyed the Ozone Layer

We sit here at work watching the news on T.V. and listening to a local Houston radio station on the internet keeping track of the damage that Rita has caused. We reminisce about Francis and Jeanne and the compare the similarities to Katrina and Rita. I mentioned the fact that the storms are possibly a natural phenomenon that occur every 35 to 40 or it could be the fact that we are losing our ozone layer and the earth is heating up. We could debate this all day.

Pier (the SO dispatcher) has come to the conclussion that 80's Hair Bands are at fault. We all used massive amounts of hair spray in the 80's and 90's. Rave 3 seems to be the hair spray of preference. All those cans of hairspray we used punched a hole in our ozone layer thus causing massive deadly hurricanes in the 2000s.

We went even further and went back 35 - 40 years to the Aqua Net revolution. There was an increase in hurricane activity in the mid sixties. Auquasol was invented in the mid 1950's.
Makes you want to go hmmmmmmmm.

We had a good laugh.... Gosh if it was only that simple...

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